A bib. Perfect for when you’ve stuffed your perfect vintage-themed child full of cupcakes and they vomit them all back up again. At least it will all match, right?
Hmmm. I suppose they’re no less edible than REAL cupcakes but, honestly, fabric cupcakes? Why does everything have to be tarnished with cupcakes? Will they be sleeping in cupcake shaped beds next? Bathing in a giant cupcake shaped bath? Will women be requiring cupcake shaped sex toys? When and where will it end??
How patriotic! How absolutely revolting!
I look forward to seeing details of obesity rates in the near future, after these dark years of cupcake consumption. Coupled with all those lattes? Ouufffff….
A truly punchable offence if ever I saw one… How dare you sully my beloved Roxy with such guff!
No, your eyes do not deceive you. Cowell pockets more money by using the tired ‘Keep Calm’ format in ever more barrel-scraping ways.
Keep Calm and Relax? Not really; my blood pressure reached hospitalisation levels when I first saw this advert.
