How wonderfully twee….or is that twea..? Not only has this delightful creature taken up residence in a vessel not intended for clay vermin but he is gently asking us to not be alarmed by his presence and to resume enjoying our delicate oriental infusion. The laughs! The jovality! Breaks the ice at parties I am sure.
Handmade apparently. By whom I wonder..? A cack-fingered imbecile wearing boxing gloves perhaps..?
The postcode suggest the artist of this charming item of bijouterie is local. Great! That means I have time to put the kettle on, run round there and punch their face and return home in time to enjoy a freshly brewed cuppa…..in my new twee mouse character teacup of course. Don’t give up the day job. I’ll notify you when Franklin Mint have a vacancy.
Bike shop, I judge thee, I judge thee extremely poorly…
A truly punchable offence if ever I saw one… How dare you sully my beloved Roxy with such guff!
Because everyone needs a tackily framed, cheaply printed reminder of where they live, hanging up in …er… where they live. People must want it, right? It’s Keep Calm-related. Everyone loves that…
No, your eyes do not deceive you. Cowell pockets more money by using the tired ‘Keep Calm’ format in ever more barrel-scraping ways.
Keep Calm and Relax? Not really; my blood pressure reached hospitalisation levels when I first saw this advert.
