I suppose it was only a matter of time before the two great fetishes of twee-minded-women everywhere were combined in one horrendous handmade item. Yes, Fifty Shades of Grey cupcake toppers. Where would hungry, randy women be without them?
Two-hundred-and-fifty shades of shite.
A bib. Perfect for when you’ve stuffed your perfect vintage-themed child full of cupcakes and they vomit them all back up again. At least it will all match, right?
UPCYCLED RETRO G PLAN TEAK CORNER UNIT
Oh yeahhhhhh. Because nobody likes G-plan do they? So old-fashioned and worthless. I know, here’s a good wheeze, let’s cover it with snot-green paint and suddenly they’ll pay a fortune for it.
Errr. You might want to check out prices for original G-plan and put. away. the. paintbrush.
I honestly never know whether to laugh or cry when I see these things. At a price tag of £450, I think I’m going to opt for laughing this time around…
Hmmm. I suppose they’re no less edible than REAL cupcakes but, honestly, fabric cupcakes? Why does everything have to be tarnished with cupcakes? Will they be sleeping in cupcake shaped beds next? Bathing in a giant cupcake shaped bath? Will women be requiring cupcake shaped sex toys? When and where will it end??
How patriotic! How absolutely revolting!
I look forward to seeing details of obesity rates in the near future, after these dark years of cupcake consumption. Coupled with all those lattes? Ouufffff….
A truly punchable offence if ever I saw one… How dare you sully my beloved Roxy with such guff!
It’s not just me, is it? There’s definitely something disturbingly nipular about these hideous cupcake jars, right? …
Because everyone needs a tackily framed, cheaply printed reminder of where they live, hanging up in …er… where they live. People must want it, right? It’s Keep Calm-related. Everyone loves that…
